"We're Fine, Thanks!"
We really are better parents than that, honest. We call more often than reported, I have the phone bills to prove it. Maybe not often enough, because when I call and talk to Nicole she wants to come visit us, and I have to tell her no. And it just makes me cry. We're sorry about the vehicle Titles, we really didn't know. We didn't have a problem getting in or out of Mexico, after all. And as for the Cowboy Jacket incident..........We really didn't think Tom would wear it without the boots. Bill didn't have his new pair sent there. But we intend to try harder next year.
(Yeah! What she said!!! - Bill)